These are 10 funny laws for women. I didn't write this.

Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too old for it.

If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital.

Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.